Alright, we all know that title is absolute nonsense. I do not write odes. Especially not to inanimate objects. In particular, showers and other such useful things are very thoroughly excluded from things I would write odes about if I wrote odes. The fact remains, though, that I do not write odes. Never have, never will, so we'll just leave it at that and get on with things.
Anyhow, now that that's over with. I adore showers. I know I've written more than one blog post about this before and I will probably write numerous ones on the subject again. Showers are glorious, wonderful, incredible things. Especially when complete with boiling water and steam and solitude to wash away everything from the events of the day.
The only major problem with showers is that they make me abnormally sleepy, which is possibly preventing me from writing even a tolerably good blog post right now, although goodness knows I have enough to write about. In any case, because of this abnormal sleepiness, I think I am going to retire shortly. Sorry for the bad post. Better luck tomorrow?
No comments:
Post a Comment